Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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