i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Can you repeat that, but with context?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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