I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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