I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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