Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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