"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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