Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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