i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's never too late to be topless.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
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