I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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