When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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