I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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