it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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