her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
FUCK WHALES
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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