No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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