I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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