ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i came on her dog
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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