she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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