Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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