Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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