It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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