this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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