More tranny stories later!
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
