allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
don't judge my taste in strippers
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
