Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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