did you get engaged???
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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