Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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