She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Randomize
