oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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