It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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