He asked me if I "almost moaned"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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