My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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