Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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