i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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