It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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