im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
only if we run a train.
done.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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