did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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