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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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