I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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