I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
