we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Buhtt sex?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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