I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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