I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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