I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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