ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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