Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Who put my cat in the fridge?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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