i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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