thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
His hands were made for my vagina.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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