super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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