I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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