and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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