Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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