it wasn't lemon gatorade
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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