Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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